@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
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@Glenny_Baby: I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead.
@PearlsFromMyrna: I had an unsettling dream. Someone came into my house and placed my Precious Moments figurines in compromising positions.
@BillCorbett: Deranged Extremist 1: We'll drown 100 kittens. Deranged Extremist 2: We won't drown ANY kittens. Cool Centist: We'll drown 50 kittens.