@eff_yeah_steph: My mom found a Barbie Dreamhouse at a garage sale when I was a kid, but all the stickers were ripped off so I drew on appliances and wallpaper. Debbie, down the street, called it Barbie Crackhouse and now she wants to be my friend on Facebook? Ha!
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@: Practice self-care like a lighthouse, let your problems crash all around you but avoid it by gazing mindlessly off into the distance.
@MelvinofYork: My ex once told me that she still had feelings for me but then clarified that they were all negative ones
@lisaxy424: You people who don't wear glasses don't realize how gratifying it is to take them off and rub your eyes when someone's being a moron.