@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
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@mollzbenn: I made a grocery list last night when I was drunk and it just says "healthy stuff," "looob," and "you don't own me."
@Underchilde: [Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful— [Groom]: I’m just here for the open bar.
@fro_vo: Me: so what do you do Date: i'm a pharmacist Me: so farm assist like milking cows Date: no like drugs Me: oh Date: Me: how do u milk drugs