@infinitesimull: My mother should be forced to pay for my therapy and my grandma should be forced to pay for my laser hair removal.
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@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say
@pleatedjeans: [Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN
@teenpuke: do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify