Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank.
My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue.
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Every evening from 7 to 8 PM, my neighbor’s child practices piano with what sounds like her face.
Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don’t get too excited
[Movie pitch in Hollywood]
A mythical creature who likes to dance moves to a small town where dancing’s illegal. We’ll call it BigfootLoose
i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass
HIM: have u ever bribed anyone?
ME: *pulls a package of OREO’s from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who’s asking
Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea.