@mydanimarie: MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK.
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@stephenjmolloy: Boss: "Do you know why I've called you into my office?" Into My Office: "Because that's my name?" Boss: "Yes, that's right."
@Brianhopecomedy: Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, "The M&M's".
@Shen_the_Bird: her: [during roleplay] come get me me: [struggling to get up with my ninja turtle shell on] no you get me