My neighbors wifi isn’t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?

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Wife: pass me the rock sample bags

Me: I thought you brought them


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People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that’s why.


It’s very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as “Your Majesty”.


[Blue whale documentary]
This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day.

Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I’m kind of a foodie.


It is snowing perfect snowball packing snow right now, so I was wondering if anyone would like to walk slowly past my house?


OMG. What if “Shut up” isn’t such a persuasive argument after all?

No, you shut up.



her: this is weird

me: [dressed as lumiere from beauty and the beast] say “i’ve been burned by you before”

her: [dressed as the feather duster] no