@Blondrbomber: When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it.

@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.

@IvoryGazelle: I threw my bra on stage at a concert once. It landed somewhere in the flute section.

@JediGigi: Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*

@JoParkerBear: It's like my Grandma always says, "I died three years ago. This is starting to get weird."