@mR_Ewe_GuY: My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?
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@Blondrbomber: When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it.
@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.
@IvoryGazelle: I threw my bra on stage at a concert once. It landed somewhere in the flute section.
@JediGigi: Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*