I usually spend so much time looking for the perfect excuse to cancel plans.. now we all have the same one
You Might Also Like
[taking out wet laundry]
me: finally everything’s clean!
that one wet sock: where’s the shittiest bit of floor I can land on?
“and it goes without saying…”
*proceeds to say it*
you ever be washing a spoon and it wash u back?
I put Infinite Warfare on Craigslist and of course I’m getting the geniuses texting me
“I’d hit that”
-old people who drive
I am so sorry to hear about your grandma… I know what you’re going through my phone dies all the time.
Date: I’m pretty easygoing, you?
Me: *regularly gets stressed out doing captcha tests bc I don’t know if bushes count as trees* Definitely.
They say if you choose a job you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.
I have to work tomorrow.