My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning.
My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that’s correct
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me: I’d wait a lifetime for you
also me: 5 seconds till I can skip the add ? that’s some bullshit right there
My cousin is 3 months pregnant and my really old uncle keeps commenting on her pics “woah. any day now, Bernice” and I’m literally crying laughing
Dudes always say they want a goth girlfriend until you accidentally turn into a bat in front of their mom.
“Just because you can’t dance, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance”
Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS.
…and when you saw 3 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when it took the entire Holy Trinity to carry you after all those piña coladas.
WIFE: need to talk when u get home
ME: about what
WIFE: too much to text just wait till u get home
ME: *never goes home*
“Wow, Dad, you had two beers and then ANOTHER ONE?!”
– My 3yo, auditioning for a new family.