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My nine year old stayed home with me today. The time is 11:30 am.
She has spoken more words today than I did in December.
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If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.
I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it.
ADAM: *Swipes right*
EVE: *Swipes left*
GOD [clears throat and presses intercom]: Eve can i have a word with you please
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My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious.
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Mistakes married women make:
1. Assuming he heard you.
2. Assuming he understood you.
3. Assuming he’ll remember.
4. Marrying a man.
Maybe she was just being paranoid, but Wendy couldn’t help feeling that she was being monitored.
I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it’s never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it.