If Jesus was a cat we’d have nine Easters.
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I wish I had the confidence of the people strategizing their lottery numbers for five minutes in front of me in line at the gas station.
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
Eat Salad they said….its healthy they said……you know what never gets recalled? Cake….I’m sticking with cake.