@HallpassCanada: My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie.
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@copymama: A cool thing about having kids is you get to carry on a conversation with someone who’s doing a headstand in an armchair.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Kids, we can go to the pet expo BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY ANIMALS. WE ALREADY HAVE A DOG *leaves with two lizards, a fish & a baby giraffe
@MattTheBrand: [alternate universe] teacher: and that's how you do your taxes student: thank you. what a useful skill i have learned here today