@HallpassCanada: My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie.
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@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack.
@Thomas_Lull: Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get.