@dumbbeezie: My phone only recognizes my fingerprint if it has cheese on it
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@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
@brianbowman73: I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!
@markydoodoo: The deep ocean is so mysterious. Sharks and octopuses could be down there having dance battles and we'd never know. We'd never know.