@boozemunkee: My preferred mode of travel is sock sliding.
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@ArfMeasures: Me: I just murdered Frank Sinatra Cop: What?? He's been dead for years Me: I was at the karaoke bar Cop: Oh I see lol Me *puzzled* who the hell did I kill?
@TheBlessMess: My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.