My she-ro of the day is the project lead who turned on her camera during today’s group Skype meeting.

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You know you’re too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.


“Mr musk we would like to use your fortune to help humanity”
*Elon Musk presses a button on his desk* “Just fired a boat into space”
“Please Mr Musk”
*presses button* “Now a banana”
“People are dying”
*presses button* “That one was a bear”


DUDE: first of all

ME: oh shit this dude’s about to make more than one point


[first day as a riot cop]
chief: disperse the crowd





Why haven’t you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?


So, wearing fur is wrong but wearing a Hawaiian shirt is OK? Do they even know how many Hawaiians had to die to make that shirt?


Lockdown upside: I have learned how to operate the 17 remote controls for the tv.


Love is courageous, but so is arm wrestling a bear and you don’t see anyone suggesting that.


We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such c**ts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.