@thezachmaginnis: My sister told me to "take the spider out" instead of "kill" it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
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@Stellacopter: Looking like shit greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%.
@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
@_ElvishPresley_: If you watch Benjamin Buttons backwards it’s very confusing bc you can’t understand what people are saying