@MamaFizzles: My son says I only had kids so I could make them do chores. Like yes, I made a bunch of messy, whiny poop machines so they could cry while doing a crap job of cleaning that I just have to redo later.
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@figgled: My definition of the word 'mansion' becomes looser and looser every year. Oh ur asbestos bungalow has flyscreens? Um ok your Highness
@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!
@spookyDichotomy: suddenly remembered when I explained updog to my father and he didn't even blink, just said "oh, we had something like that when I was a kid, a henway" "what's a henway?" "about five pounds"