Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away
George: But now it looks…
Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren’t wet enough
My sons having a few friends stay over tonight
Hockey mask *check
Hopefully this will be the last sleepover for a while
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Snake: eat that apple
S:lol u scared
S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop
I like to make sure my breath is always fresh.
*eats entire sleeve of Thin Mints*
which bird do you think most deserves to be punched in the face and why is it a goose
crow 1: wanna hang out?
undercover cop crow: you’re busted for attempted murder
brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it’s just nice to be held.
My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words “In Him”
Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
My mom told me today that she is surprised I don’t have a cat.
I told her I was surprised she has a husband.
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ is the reason I always donate money to Planned Parenthood.