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@SusanandTrixie: My spirit animal is fried chicken
@david8hughes: Kicked out of laser-tag for too many melee attacks.
@Grind_n_Roll: You're the she to my nanigans.
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@DoubtTommy: Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does.
@Ivsy01: Him: Favorite workout? Me: Pilates. Him: Why? Me: Because we lay down for an hour.