@SusanandTrixie: My spirit animal is fried chicken
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@KentWGraham: Aging has caused me to need glasses. Glasses of beer. Glasses of wine. And glasses of bourbon.
@WilliamAder: I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT.
@headway10: Overheard in a restaurant. Grandma: "Oh, I could really go for a Quickie right about now!" Grandpa: "It's pronounced a Quiche, dear!"
@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.