@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
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@baconacid: "weed is a gateway drug" "to what? the fridge? Hahaha" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*
@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run.
@mommajessiec: My 9yo drew a picture of me throwing away their drawings which, ironically, is going to be the one picture I save.