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@emily_murnane: My therapist keeps telling me to stop comparing myself to other people—that life’s not a competition.

Which, to be fair, is exactly what I’d say to someone I was trying to beat, too.

My therapist keeps telling me to stop comparing myself to other people—that life’s not a competition. 

Which, to be fair, is exactly what I’d say to someone I was trying to beat, too.

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