@SamuelHLowe: My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it.
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@lovemydogduck: My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there.
@KeetPotato: one of my goals in life is to be on such bad terms with a person that i have to watch their funeral from a distance behind a tree
@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"