@MythoCreature: My tweets are like a crack head with a shopping cart. No one knows where I'm going with it.
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@Tmoney68: Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job.
@CroweJam: Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it.
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.