My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004

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[911 call]
Ok one sec.
*holds phone away from mouth*
Are you an alligator or a crocodile?
Cool. ITS A CRO-



1. Wow. I can dance.
2. All hats look GOOD on me.
3. Shhh. Don’t wake up the cows.


Giving someone a Christmas card is like saying, “Hey I spent $0.99 on this and signed it, can you throw it away for me?”


My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.


If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?.

*Storms off w/ his son, Kegger