@Cheeseboy22: My wife bought 24 Hostess cupcakes for my son to take to school tomorrow for his birthday treat. I didn't know that's what they were for. I hope 8 kids are absent tomorrow.
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@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.
@stevevsninjas: everybody's a toughguy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: [at BBQ] Wow...trying to wrap my mouth around this bratwurst reminds me of my first high school boyfriend. He hated bratwurst.