@SteveKoehler22

My wife handed me a paring
knife to slice some peaches.

Apparently we don’t have
a peaching knife.

My wife handed me a paring
knife to slice some peaches.

Apparently we don’t have
a peaching knife.

- @SteveKoehler22

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