@shawn_spree: My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day.
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@aveuaskew: "Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!" Exactly "What?" It's inflation "I hate you"
@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@ThatMummyLife: Husband: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese. Me: *heavy breathing* Keep going.