@Spaziotwat: My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet.
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@Sanbel11: *goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun* "Hi everybody I ever met since 1999"
@roostermustache: Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to
@NOTVIKING: me: you wanna hang out later? her: sorry i don’t talk to guys who are under 6’ me: please mom i miss you
@AlisWay: ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?