@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
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@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask.
@iwearaonesie: *driving to the store*Lemons, lemons *inside the store* Lemons, Lemons *comes homes* wife:Did you get the apples? *drives back to the store*
@dumbbeezie: Not trying to brag but my son’s teacher wants his artwork to be looked at by a psychologist