@Lakeoconeebldr: My wife sure is picky for someone who married me.
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@TheBoydP: God making Khaki God: I want a material that can be dressed up or dressed down Angel: Nice! G: But it shows every pee drip A: Hilarious!
@NewDadNotes: Wife: no bird puns this year at Thanksgiving Me: fine but I get to do some now. Wife: owl allow it. Me: wait-what are you doing? Wife: toucan play this game. Me: I don’t like this.
@Steven37366100: Lionel Richie: You are the sun, you are the rain The Sun: What’s his deal? The Rain: Weird The Ceiling: You guys don’t even know
@Marlebean: Whenever my husband annoys me, I force him to go to the store for Maxi pads, extra thin with extra wings MUST HAVE EXTRA WINGS Don't come home without it