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@squirrel74wkgn: My wife was holding a broom, so I packed her away with the Halloween decorations.
@jobless4eyes: Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning.
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where I am about to make a dentist a lot of money.
@tsm560: While you’re making a difference I’m making spaghetti bolognese. So I ask you, who’s winning now?
@catstronomical: [awkwardly waving to another killer as we dump bodies in the same forest]
@Samiam556: Apparently the safe word has changed to...
NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye....