@markhoppus: My wife was just entering a code into a website and talking to herself. “Three Five Oh Six Nine (haha nice) Seven...”
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@Eden_Eats: Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid.
@NewDadNotes: Prince: should I use a ladder or your hair to climb up to you? Rapunzel: DO NOT USE THE LATTER!!!
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least.