If I were a Care Bear by tummy symbol would be the Captain Picard facepalm.
My wife would bring a hoodie to the Sun “just in case.”
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A cop just yelled at me and took away my glow sticks. That’s the last time I go to a search party.
*throws bread at her feet*
Break up with your boyfriend. I have coloring books at my house
The Greek God of spelling errors.
*throws flashlight at him
My fellow Canadians,
Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us.
Don’t be the reason we can’t have nice things
[spooky noise comes from my closet]
monster under my bed: you heard that too right
Bread as a loaf, bread as a bowl. Bread as a slice or bread as a roll. Bread is delicious, it is a fact. Whoopi’s best movie was Sister Act.