My yoga teacher was sent to prison for fraud.

He did a 3 year stretch.

You Might Also Like


*breaking up with BF

I’ll never forget you David.

‘My name is Jason’

Goodbye John.


I like Ohio’s abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you’re not super pleased about it.


Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus


Remind me again … how many glasses of wine does it take to cook a turkey?


me: kentucky basketball’s logo looks like two birds having sex

911: sir this line is for emergen- wait what

me: yah turn it sideways

911: …holy shit


a guy told me his name was Drazen earlier and he did not appreciate me asking if that was short for dried raisin


me: I’m hungry
fridge: great news, I’m full of foods you selected
me: no, not like that