My yoga teacher was sent to prison for fraud.
He did a 3 year stretch.
You Might Also Like
A poor analogy is like a bad comparison
*breaking up with BF
I’ll never forget you David.
‘My name is Jason’
I like Ohio’s abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you’re not super pleased about it.
Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus
Remind me again … how many glasses of wine does it take to cook a turkey?
me: kentucky basketball’s logo looks like two birds having sex
911: sir this line is for emergen- wait what
me: yah turn it sideways
911: …holy shit
a guy told me his name was Drazen earlier and he did not appreciate me asking if that was short for dried raisin
me: I’m hungry
fridge: great news, I’m full of foods you selected
me: no, not like that