In HS I was one of two people on the yearbook commitee & the supervising teacher never showed up so we filled it with stupid jokes/criticism of the administration, & when everyone got their yearbook the school recalled every single copy so they could be burned
Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they’ll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too.
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media: *finds out mail bomber is white* Apologetic Man Did Secret Santa Early and Wrong
When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over.
-me, right now
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I’ll show myself out.
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Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.