@fro_vo

Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can’t bear to bear a bare bear

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@envydatropic

And for my next trick I’ll be pulling the rug from under your feet

~Life

@JohnFatherJohn

confession: I’m only getting my PhD in physics cause I wanted my hate for The Big Bang Theory to be more personal.

@DanMentos

Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto

@W0nderW0manW0w

My husband doesn’t worry about me cheating because he knows I hate everyone.

@turtledumplin

A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you’ll hear me say ‘please don’t eat me’

……aaaand send

@AndrewChamings

her: why is there a duck on your shoulder?

me: he’s my life coach

her: you wanna go to olive garden?

*duck whispers in my ear*

me: that’s a yes

@Sassafrantz

Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It’s always “KILL” or “MURDER” or “YOU’RE OUT OF NUTELLA”