If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery.
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clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond
Land line and the doorbell both rang at the same time and I collapsed in the middle of the kitchen.
SO MUCH BLOOD!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
-It’s raining men.
Good job Twitter #RAW
I love Buzzfeed because all the headlines are something a drunk girl would say right before passing out. “Um did you know corgis can wink??”
The best part of being married with kids is…..is…..umm…..Yeah.
Important notice I stuck on a bench in the park today.
Therapist: …and if you don’t start working to control your anxiety, you’ll never stop making your own private hell
Me: so I get to be the devil
Therapist: no absolutely no-
Me: Very cool
Therapist: wait but
Me: incredibly cool
these physical therapy memes r ruthless bro