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@_NoOneYouKnow__: Neighbor: hey just so you know I invited Dan to the dinner party!
Me: cannibal Dan or Dan who can’t spell?
[Text from Dan] I can’t wait to meat your friend tonight!
Neighbor: yeah I’m not sure