@Karissajem: Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited.
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@stephenjmolloy: Q: "And onto the final gadget for your mission." James Bond: "What is it? Some sort of balloon weapon?" Q: "It's a condom, James. A condom."
@trojansauce: *wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*