@Karissajem: Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Look, you can tell me what to do in an emergency and that's fine, but I'm going to do what I do best, and that is panic.
@ShaunRightNow: I'll always remember the day my wife said "yes" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on.
@Darlainky: I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit.