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@MissNaughty1801: Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!!

Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago

Neighbour: if your son doesn’t stop playing drums right now I’ll lose my mind!! Me: too late…he’s stopped half an hour ago
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