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@GrillinChillin9: Never apologize in your voicemail for not answering the phone. You're not sorry. Own that shit. "Hey, I don't like you. Leave a message."

Never apologize in your voicemail for not answering the phone. You’re not sorry. Own that shit. “Hey, I don’t like you. Leave a message.”

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