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@Beamo23: Never call it a guest room.
That's just asking for trouble.
@shopkins776: If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me
@bearcub577: Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
@Douchekevin: My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine.
So I sent it to Seattle.
Women make no sense some days.
@pirate4princess: Me: I want to be like Hemingway.
Friend: a writer?
Me: no. An alcoholic.