@CatLitterGirl: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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@DothTheDoth: Don't invite me over unless you are trying to secretly transfer a possessed artifact to me.
@stephenjmolloy: *registering with a doctor* Receptionist: "Thanks for filling in the form - you've missed the next of kin section" *batman runs out crying*
@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
@QwertyJones3: Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)