@CatLitterGirl: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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@KyleMcDowell86: *puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit.
@krisv_723: Him: I’m a champion bull rider, baby. I know how to handle the ride. Me: All I’m hearing is you last for 8 seconds.
@Karate_Horse: OPRAH: ok everyone reach under their seat! ME: [i pull out a picture of the man next to me] OPRAH:[brandishing a knife] now kill that person