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@KalvinMacleod: NEWS: 1.3 million people die in car accidents a year

ME: [driving with my knees so I can put two hands on my burger] that's hard to believe

NEWS: 1.3 million people die in car accidents a year

ME: [driving with my knees so I can put two hands on my burger] that’s hard to believe

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