@TheAlexNevil: Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion, and that figs taste good in cookies.
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@myonlymizztake: Pluto is no longer a planet, and the U.S. might have a 51st state soon. Looks like 3rd grade was a total waste of time.
@Jmboyd58: When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time.