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@markleggett: Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13.
@gregg_mc: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?
@SequelsWeWant: Inside Out 2:
The girl enters puberty.
Her emotions get out of control.
She goes Goth.
Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep
@trevso_electric: Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Be back after lunch!
Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL*
*goes home, turns on baseball*
@JustMeTurtle: What she said: Honey, I have this GREAT idea.
What I heard: Honey, I have this EXPENSIVE idea.