@TinaMav: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..
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@Marcmywords2: There's 2 types of people in this world, the people that use birth control and the people that step on Legos at 3am.
@kumailn: Me: “Time to go to sleep.” Brain: “Good call.” *A beat* Brain: “Hey what do you think is gonna happen at this elect—“ Me: “I DON’T KNOW!!!”
@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.