@5hael: NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers
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@ItsyBitsySwagg: Brain : I'll sleep early tonight Internet : Hahaha TV : Hahaha Books : Hahaha Insomnia : Hahaha
@AbbieEvansXO: Swordsman: [draws sword] prepare to die Me: [takes out pen] oh I don’t think so buddy
@NYC_Blonde: "I hate you but I love you. I miss you but you make me sick. You're wonderful but get away from me" -My love letter to carbs
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of "The Wire". Totally gets the hype now.