Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias “Who is having alot of plight 2012]
Nice try girl with a great job and is mentally stable…
Hello crazy chick with anger issues and a knife collection.
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If maxi pad commercials didn’t exist, us women would have no idea that we’re full of blue windshield wiper fluid.
*puts it in perspective
Perspective: Wrong hole.
Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I’d be shopping at the dollar store.
*yells from space*
Did you kill that spider?!
LMAO SO TRUE
Angel: oh look, the humans are doing another sacrifice for you
God: [sitting in a sea of goats] it’s not another goat is it
I feel like a tampon… In the right place… at the wrong time..
ME: What’d you want for dinner?
MY GOTHIC GF: I pray that the lord of darkness will claim my body & soul before sunset.
ME: Chinese it is.